Popular Insults

"Your leadership style is so inspiring—it's inspired everyone to update their resumes."

"You're so consistently late that people set their watches by your arrival—just 30 minutes ahead."

"Thou art the reason our parents began to question the joy of having children."

"Your gaming skills compute to approximately 0.0001% of what you claim them to be, based on my statistical analysis of your performance."

"Oh sweetie, I noticed you've been wearing the same shirt three days in a row. I'm not judging, but I did buy you some soap for Christmas. Just a thought!"

"Ye lift weights with the might of a newborn kitten and boast with the volume of a town crier. Truly, 'tis a marvel to behold."